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Writing prompt #74

List 50 things you`ll never do.

  1. Wear a bikini.
  2. Make plans that involve “my apartment in Paris.”
  3. Enjoy cleaning.
  4. Perform surgery.
  5. Meet Johnny Depp.
  6. Wear a size two.
  7. Perform on Broadway.
  8. Be meticulous.
  9. Play the role of little orphan Annie.
  10. Play hockey.
  11. Skateboard.
  12. Surf.
  13. Grow an Afro.
  14. Be a contestant on Wipeout, American Idol, or any gameshow.
  15. Put my kid in a pageant.
  16. Keep plastic on my furniture.
  17. Read the whole Bible.
  18. Understand pineapple pizza.
  19. Go to Antarctica.
  20. Climb Mt. Everest.
  21. Hunt bunnies.
  22. Pierce my face. Although I do like nose studs.
  23. Compete in the Olympics.
  24. Run for President.
  25. Pilot a plane.
  26. Go to law school.
  27. Jump out of a swing in midair.
  28. Excel at basketball.
  29. Be mediocre at basketball
  30. Be on a math team.
  31. Win Jeopardy.
  32. Wear orange well.
  33. Be able to sleep in socks.
  34. Play Jesus in a reenactment of the crucifixion.
  35. Dive with sharks intentionally.
  36. Enjoy cottage cheese.
  37. Understand the chemistry of jello.
  38. Drive a Lamborghini.
  39. Be a top in a human pyramid.
  40. Have a water birth.
  41. Not know how to ride a bike. You never forget, right?
  42. Live in a desert.
  43. Be a plumber.
  44. Be a ballerina.
  45. Speak Italian fluently.
  46. Love a pig that wasn’t bacon.
  47. Farm.
  48. Play piano.
  49. Tire of watching Modern Family.
  50. Be a cop.
  51. Join the military.
  52. Go to a live taping of Oprah.

I went a little over.

It’s a little sad, right? I always wanted to play little orphan Annie.


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