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Maybe you shouldn’t read this at all.

*Disclaimer: this post turned out kind of gross. I didn’t mean for it to be that way, it just happened. The muse overcame me, or something. Proceed with caution.*

Last night, I watched the Seinfeld episode where Jerry spits mutton into Elaine’s cousin’s cloth napkins. They were heirlooms or something.

Anyway, whatever, I don’t want to talk about Seinfeld.

What I started thinking, though, was does anyone use stuff like that anymore? I mean, people without servants?

Not just napkins. Hankies, etc.

While I’m all for being green and reusing whatever you can – grocery bags and the like – I believe there are some lines that don’t need to be crossed. One of the message boards I used to frequent would often delight in discussing the latest and weirdest eco-friendly reusables.

Let’s see, there were Moon Cups that collected menstrual blood. The collected fluids were used as fertilizer, I think, and other things. It was RUMORED that one photo depicted a lady using it as lipstick, but I refuse to believe that. I have to maintain SOME sort of innocence. Moving on.

On that same line of thought, there were reusable menstrual pads and such. Tampons, too. YES, TAMPONS FOR REAL.

I forget what it was technically called, but basically one discussion was about people who had potty cloths or something…like, they’d do their business and then clean up with a piece of material which would later be laundered and reused. I think in the meantime the dirty cloths were kept in a jar beside the john. Yum.

Then, of course, there were the always admirable cloth diapering folks. I suppose if you think about it, the cloth diapers are pretty much the same as the aforementioned potty cloths, but they’re just not the same. Babies smell like powder and milk and have sweet little booties. Adults have hair and oldness. Just gross.

This is not what I intended to write about at all.

At a funeral years ago, I was given a hankie. Not as a special gift or anything, just because I was snotting all over everything and I didn’t have a Kleenex.

Ever since then, I’ve loved the idea of a handkerchief. It just seems so feminine and quaint, like corsets and headbands.

I’ve even tried to carry a handkerchief regularly, but I always lose them. Always.

When it comes to things like hankies and napkins, I like the idea of reusing. Even passing them down, making them into something special.

As for menstrual pads and bathroom business and whatever else those placenta eaters do, I am a fan of throwing that shit away.

Do you use real napkins? Hankies? Moon Cups?

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About emylibef

I'm a wife, a mother, and many other things. I have blogged my life for over six years now, and this blog is the culmination of several blogs. In other words, I'm trying to get it all together. Bear with me.

Discussion

5 thoughts on “Maybe you shouldn’t read this at all.

  1. Wow. My interest was peaked about Moon Cups. Never heard of such a thing, so I Googled it. O M G. http://www.mooncup.co.uk/ Ewwwwwww….
    *head shake* OK, back to your original topic. Yes, I use hankies. Keep one in small zipper pocket on the inside of my purse so I don’t lose them. They are wonderful! My Grandmother gave me a box of them as a little girl roughly 40 years ago and I was hooked. My 8 yoa daughter has one in her backpack as does my 5 yoa.

    Posted by Momma B | May 13, 2011, 9:15 am
  2. We have used cloth napkins for almost every meal since we were newlyweds over 35 years ago, and I occasionally use cloth handkerchiefs, but Moon Cups? NO WAY!

    Posted by Susan | May 13, 2011, 12:02 pm
  3. ahem. i use a diva cup and love it. We also use cloth napkins sometimes, and i would use cloth diapers if daycare would use them.
    However, the use of these products is more a testament to how much I hate spending money on things that continuously have to be replaced. Have you seen the cost of paper products these days?!? And cloth diapers, while requiring a not-insignificant up front investment, can pay for themselves in the first five months the baby uses them!

    Posted by Christy | May 13, 2011, 9:29 pm
  4. I agree 100%

    Posted by toasty redhead | May 14, 2011, 4:27 am
  5. I just HAD to keep reading after your disclaimer.

    I am a HUGE fan of the Moon Cup. I tell you…don’t knock it til you’ve tried it. So super handy dandy. I draw the line at the reusable cloth pads though. uck.

    I watched a friend of mine, Swedish, use a hanky the other day. I was wondering how she knew which part to use that didn’t have goo on it already.

    Dad used a hanky every day. Javeed Carries one. They have come in handy for Noah.

    But, for me…I think I much prefer use and throw.

    I love you!
    Amanda

    Posted by Amanda | May 14, 2011, 5:04 am

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