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True and no lie.

“[Name of business], can I help you?”

“Yeah, do y’all got Chrissmas ornaments with people on ’em?”

“Excuse me?”

People on ’em.”

“Uh, I think maybe we have some with Jesus on them, but I’ll have to check.”

“Issee black or white?”

“Who?”

Jesus.”

“He’s, uhm, Jewish.”

Click.

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About emylibef

I'm a wife, a mother, and many other things. I have blogged my life for over six years now, and this blog is the culmination of several blogs. In other words, I'm trying to get it all together. Bear with me.

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4 thoughts on “True and no lie.

  1. Wow. That’s really funny. I have a feeling that your reply would surprise most people.

    Posted by Ed | December 28, 2006, 12:04 am
  2. Ha. Very nice. So, I’m assuming this conversation actually took place?

    Posted by Rebecca W. | December 28, 2006, 12:13 am
  3. Just so you know…I think you are TOTALLY AWESOME! You would NEVER have to pay to be published…Dana said!

    Posted by bad_as_dana | December 28, 2006, 11:19 am
  4. love your new space. very emily 🙂

    love this post equally as much.

    Posted by London Southern Belle | December 28, 2006, 2:05 pm

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